Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Know Your Ryan Howards'



With the baseball playoffs kicking off today and the new season of The Office starting last week it's time to examine the world of Ryan Howard. Both are young and successful and have big chips on their shoulders. One is likable and the other is not. One is a large black man and the other is a small white guy. Let's take a closer look:

Name: Ryan Howard
Job: Professional Baseball Player, Philadelphia Phillies
The Phillies first baseman is the reigning NL MVP and a monster power hitter. At age 27 he is just beginning to hit his potential as an MLB all star. He batted .268 with 47 HR's and 136 RBI's this season. This October he plans to lead the Phillies back to the World Series for the first time since 1993.

Name: Ryan Howard
Job: VP Regional Sales, Dunder Mifflin
Since replacing Jan Levinson at Corporate Headquarters, Ryan Howard has become an even bigger wiener than when he was at the Scranton Branch. With a newly scruffed face and a taste for snappy powersuits he will quickly get under the skin of anybody he meets. This October he plans to have someone bring him a latte'.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hilarious!
Well done.

Anonymous said...

I like the REAL Ryan Howard not the character.