BE AFRAID OF THIS MAN

Now i know as much about MMA as a blind man knows about a beautiful sunrise. Within this very limited knowledge i possess, it seems apparent that messing with someone who looks like this guy would be a bad idea. This is: Kimbo Slice - The new phenom in the world of mixed martial arts. He's big, he's black, he's hairy. Last week CBS signed a deal with EliteXC (some lesser known version of the UFC) to put these fighting events on normal TV 4 times a year. The first one is to take place at the end of April and this Mr.Slice character is going to be the star of the show. He's only had a couple of "real" fights (he was fighting in peoples backyards until last year) but from the looks of things, he's got the eye of the tiger.

UPDATE: IT'S A YEAR LATER - THIS GUYS SUCKS.